Beatnik Questionnaire
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Do you live like there is no tomorrow? Are you a Beatnik? Do you attend poetry readings? In subterranean caves? When did you attend your last poetry reading? Who was reciting? Name the poems recited: Did you dig them? Do you write your own poetry? Cool verse? Gone words? Do you also recite? In public? Before a crazy mob?
What kind of a room do you live in:
Where do you live:
Have you ever been in trouble? Were you caught by the fuzz? Do you drive a hot rod? Gas rod? Foot pedaler? Buggy? Do you blast your jets easily? Do you always lose your temper? Are you gone? Real gone? Gone to where? May I join you? Do you dig the arts? What's your talent? Do you practice? Are you out of this world? Flying on cloud nine? Are you a cool cad? The complete end? All gone? Do you make with the clothes cover? Do you always wear those crazy quilts? Are you cooler than a cool Jackson? Are you always the coolest? General Qnestions: (All to be answered. Be at least semi-honest.)Do you believe we live in a cruel world? Are you doing your best to change it? Are you a snagged stag? Are you free for dating? Have you had your solo flight? Are you waiting for me? Do you consider me a:
Are you loaded? Do you have many skins? Portrait bills? Do you pay for your dates? Are you a cheap creep? Do you beat the drums? Are you hep? Do you use the chords? Are you the utmost? The utmost of what? On a date do you act like a:
Are you a chick? Chicken? Plucked chicken? Cooked chicken? Have you ever had a date deep-six you? Do you know why he ditched you? Which brand coffin nail do you smoke? Do you mooch them or buy them? How many coffin nails do you hammer each day? Do you inhale? How do you travel:
Do you chug the sweet juice? Are you a freeloader? Which drinks do you like the best:
How many drinks does it take to get you juiced? Are you prehistoric? Jail-bait? Under 21? Are you a cool dresser? Do you wear the regular rags and vines? Which clothes do you normally wear:
Do you like to live it up? Do you go in for jazzing? At the end of a date do you expect to:
Do you have a large galaxy of friends? Do they all wear goatees? Do you tune me in? Can we broadcast? Are we on the same frequency? Do you think I'm a goop? Why do you feel that way? Do you ever think I'm the ginchiest? Am I really "r e a l crazy?" When on a date do you always go to the powderbox to plant the platterpuss? Do you wear shades or can you see without them? Do they fog up in a storm? Do I send you? When we are together are you stimulated to a high pitch of excitement? Do you mind if I fall by to see you? Must I use the talkie first? Would you like to go to a really wild beat party? For the two of us? Do you know how to prune? Can you prune for over a minute? Are you looking far a present from me? Such as a tourniquet on your finger? Are you:
Are you going steady? Who chained you? Can you break loose? Can we get together for an evening of poetry? When? Copyright 1960 by Gimmix Greeting Card Company, Inc., P.O. Box 567, Port Chester, N.Y. 10574, GIMMIX novelty 35H-107 |
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